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Sexta-feira 13: Entre o Amuleto e a Autoclave<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Introdu\u00e7\u00e3o:<\/strong> No laborat\u00f3rio, a gente aprende que “quem n\u00e3o tem medo de nada, n\u00e3o conhece a microbiologia”. Hoje \u00e9 sexta-feira 13. Para alguns, dia de evitar escadas; para n\u00f3s, dia de rezar para o sistema da interface n\u00e3o cair. Respeitamos todas as cren\u00e7as e rituais \u2014 afinal, quem nunca deu tr\u00eas batidinhas na centr\u00edfuga antiga para ela n\u00e3o vibrar? \u2014 mas, no final do dia, nossa f\u00e9 \u00e9 no Procedimento Operacional Padr\u00e3o (POP)<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O Verdadeiro Terror Laboratorial<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

Enquanto o mundo teme o Jason, o biom\u00e9dico tem pesadelos com coisas muito mais reais:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  1. A Amostra “Gasparzinho”:<\/strong> Aquele tubo que chega sem nome, sem etiqueta e sem pedido. \u00c9 um esp\u00edrito? Um erro de triagem? Ningu\u00e9m sabe, mas o calafrio na espinha \u00e9 real.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  2. O Poltergeist da Pipeta:<\/strong> Voc\u00ea jura que pipetou o reagente, mas o po\u00e7o est\u00e1 vazio. Onde foi parar? Entrou para outra dimens\u00e3o ou voc\u00ea s\u00f3 precisa de um caf\u00e9?<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  3. A Maldi\u00e7\u00e3o do Plant\u00e3o:<\/strong> Dizer a frase proibida: “Nossa, como o plant\u00e3o est\u00e1 calmo hoje!”<\/em>. Essa \u00e9 a invoca\u00e7\u00e3o imediata de 3 acidentes com m\u00faltiplas v\u00edtimas e uma queda de energia.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n

    Respeito \u00e0 Cren\u00e7a, Fidelidade ao M\u00e9todo<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

    A gente entende que o paciente pode chegar com uma fita do Senhor do Bonfim no bra\u00e7o da coleta. Respeitamos o conforto que a f\u00e9 traz, mas nossa miss\u00e3o \u00e9 entregar a certeza t\u00e9cnica.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    • O Amuleto dele:<\/strong> Protege a alma.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
    • Nosso “Amuleto”:<\/strong> O Controle de Qualidade<\/strong>. Se o gr\u00e1fico de Levey-Jennings disser que est\u00e1 fora, n\u00e3o h\u00e1 ferradura na porta que valide o resultado.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

      A Engenharia Contra o Azar<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

      Como tamb\u00e9m ando pelo mundo da Engenharia El\u00e9trica<\/strong>, sei que o que muitos chamam de “encosto” no equipamento, a gente chama de ru\u00eddo na rede ou falta de aterramento<\/strong>. \u00c0s vezes, o exorcismo de um analisador bioqu\u00edmico \u00e9 apenas um estabilizador de qualidade e uma boa manuten\u00e7\u00e3o preventiva.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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      Conclus\u00e3o:<\/font><\/font><\/strong>

      Seja voc\u00ea supersticioso ou c\u00e9tico, uma coisa \u00e9 certa: o v\u00edrus n\u00e3o escolhe dados e a bact\u00e9ria n\u00e3o acredita em azar. Ent\u00e3o, use seu amuleto, mas n\u00e3o esque\u00e7a do EPI. E se tudo der errado hoje… bem, pelo menos amanh\u00e3 \u00e9 s\u00e1bado 14!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n

      <\/p>\n\n\n

      Biom\u00e9dico, acad\u00eamico de Engenharia El\u00e9trica e especialista em Hematologia e Biotecnologia. Atua no ensino superior e suporte laboratorial na Universidade Pit\u00e1goras Unopar Anhanguera.<\/div>\n\n\n

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